Obama’s Running Mate => Sen. Joe Biden

Former presidential candidate and Delaware senator Joe Biden has officially become Obama’s running mate for the 2008 election. Sorry Hillary. Here’s some background: Biden first mentioned his intentions to run for president on the on December 8, 2004 on a radio show. In the January 23, 2006 edition of Delaware’s The News Journal, columnist Harry [...]

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China Gives American Protesters 10 Days in Jail

Story here. It’s beyond me how the Chinese government and its apologists can possibly claim that they believe in anything resembling freedom.

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Friday Funnies: Sexy Letters

A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five-year-old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” The child told her mother [...]

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How to Get a Super-Hot Body

With all these modern diets and workout routines, it is hard to know which ones give you that super-hot body which will make all members of the opposite sex droll enough saliva to fill a medium-sized graduated cylinder. Well, here you go: The I Want Six Pack Abs routine This routine will take you through [...]

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New Editor

Hello College Beings, Today, we’ve hired a new editor-in-chief as I quite frankly suck at being an editor. His name is Gabriel Josephes and he will be leading some renovations at College Being during this next week or so.

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