7 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Class
1. Have a friend continuously call you on your cell phone and refuse to put it in silent mode. Say there might be an emergency, and you always miss your calls when the cell phone is silent. Alternatively, you could choose to answer one of the calls and pretend to be a valley girl.
2. Spontaneously scream out non-sense words and if anyone asks if you have Tourette’s, say no.
3. Every five minutes, interrupt the professor and ask him a question that he just finished answering in his lecture.
4. Start talking to you imaginary friend, Jimbo. If no one pays any attention to you, get into a loud argument with your new friend.
Jump for the best three.
5. Sit in the first row, but instead of paying attention to what the lecturer is saying open up a full page of your favorite newspaper and start reading.
6. Bring in a Nintendo Gameboy or Playstation Pocket and start cracking through the levels of your favorite game. Do not bother turning off the sound as that would distract your game play.
7. Bring a friend and start making out.
Now that you have been kicked out of class, post a comment and tell me what you are going to do.
[2007-08-03]
I am going to keep making out with my friend from number seven.
haha, this article reminds me back when I was taking a comp sci class, this kid rain out of this huge lecture hall yelling, “the bees, the bees” like from I believe Tommy Boy. The prof of the class, actually thought something was wrong and had our TAs try and find him while everyone else was laughing.
http://www.digicamwhores.com
What he said
Great list. I would go to my room and sleep.
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I did all 7 but number 7 seemed to the most enjoyable .
thx thx this will help me get kicked out of my boring student council cause of a reatded teacher
hid my teachers chalk and erasers and then gave her a treasure map to find them. I ended up getting kicked out of class and a detention(highschool). but it was well worth it when my story appearred in the yearbook…
I had a teacher that was a left-wing hippie, he grew up during the civil rights movement and was really passionate about it. He hates war, Pres. Bush, and all of the new political system.
I just stood up while he was talking about his views, and told him that George Bush was king, and that was enough to get me thrown out.
Number 5 has never gotten me kicked out before…
Ways for a lecturer to get kicked out of class (I’m a lecturer)
Arrive without pants
Talk in a ‘porn’ voice
Arrive drunk
Vomit from a hangover
Go to the wrong class
Lecture the wrong subject
@Hennie: This is too hilarious. Thank you!