Comments on: 7 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Class http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/ Real Life for College Students Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:49:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Brooke http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-170479 Brooke Wed, 28 Dec 2011 07:18:37 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-170479 -Draw pot leaves in class, keep drawing them every day. (got me kicked out of my class! haha) - find a way to get theyr cell phone number, then convince them that your an old friend and that you both used to work at the strip club together (did this one to haha) - bring a superhero cape to class - smoke a blunt - draw your teacher getting hung hahahaha - refuse to speak to them - tell them that your back is broken and that the only way that you can walk is all the drugs that ur doing hahaha i have done some of these got me to sit in detention everyday after that, was pretty fun to cause my friend got kicked out of her class and was in detention also haha the detention teacher didnt give a shit if we talked either -Draw pot leaves in class, keep drawing them every day. (got me kicked out of my class! haha)
- find a way to get theyr cell phone number, then convince them that your an old friend and that you both used to work at the strip club together (did this one to haha)
- bring a superhero cape to class
- smoke a blunt
- draw your teacher getting hung hahahaha
- refuse to speak to them
- tell them that your back is broken and that the only way that you can walk is all the drugs that ur doing
hahaha i have done some of these got me to sit in detention everyday after that, was pretty fun to cause my friend got kicked out of her class and was in detention also haha the detention teacher didnt give a shit if we talked either

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-123328 Anonymous Sat, 12 Nov 2011 19:38:29 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-123328 i got sent out cos someone was crawling on the floor sticking compasses into people so i stood up shouted 'shit' and got sent to my head of progress he asked why i was here i go 'casey stuck a compass in my leg so i shouted shit' he goes 'right becki im phoning your parents' i got excluded 4 a month . my class found it very amuzing i got sent out cos someone was crawling on the floor sticking compasses into people so i stood up shouted ‘shit’ and got sent to my head of progress he asked why i was here i go ‘casey stuck a compass in my leg so i shouted shit’ he goes ‘right becki im phoning your parents’ i got excluded 4 a month . my class found it very amuzing

]]> By: renne http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-111712 renne Thu, 20 Oct 2011 06:48:42 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-111712 okay so i get bored im in 7th grade and for some reason the kids in my class dislike me and its because of the way i look and my friends say im beautiful so we sat in class and i got a note saying your beautiful to me i thought it was from one of my freinds and so i stood up and screamed that is a straight up damn lie a damn lie from the pits of hell and instantly the teacher grabbed my arm. and since i had a rough day i told her to release me now or she would regret what i would do. and when she didnt belive me i bit her:) and now everytime i need to take a test in her class she sends me out so i just pull the fire alarm come back in and say oops i couldnt do it the voices wouldnt let me:) okay so i get bored im in 7th grade and for some reason the kids in my class dislike me and its because of the way i look and my friends say im beautiful so we sat in class and i got a note saying your beautiful to me i thought it was from one of my freinds and so i stood up and screamed that is a straight up damn lie a damn lie from the pits of hell and instantly the teacher grabbed my arm. and since i had a rough day i told her to release me now or she would regret what i would do. and when she didnt belive me i bit her:) and now everytime i need to take a test in her class she sends me out so i just pull the fire alarm come back in and say oops i couldnt do it the voices wouldnt let me:)

]]> By: T 47 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-95169 T 47 Fri, 16 Sep 2011 16:33:36 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-95169 my friend Maggie is doing this in class my friend Maggie is doing this in class

]]> By: blah http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-92313 blah Sat, 20 Aug 2011 15:42:24 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-92313 I do find these funny to some extent but I would never do these in real life. Having a good job and a good education is important to me but I also respect those of you who hate school and would do anything to get out of it. It's your choice. *peace* I do find these funny to some extent but I would never do these in real life. Having a good job and a good education is important to me but I also respect those of you who hate school and would do anything to get out of it. It’s your choice. *peace*

]]> By: Josh Wesley http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-92086 Josh Wesley Thu, 18 Aug 2011 11:02:43 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-92086 I found your blog on google i thanks for nice info i will comeback another days I found your blog on google i thanks for nice info i will comeback another days

]]> By: Savannah http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-90588 Savannah Wed, 03 Aug 2011 01:55:47 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-90588 I "Sit in the first row, but instead of paying attention to what the lecturer is saying open up a full page of your favorite newspaper and start reading." OK so the teacher was starting and Im in 7th grade. So I took out my news paper and started reading it (comics section) I started to laugh and talk out loud. I was sadly sent to the office and I told them "I was reading a newspaper". Got a day of D/T but it was worth it. (Of course I didnt tell the whole story its too long). I “Sit in the first row, but instead of paying attention to what the lecturer is saying open up a full page of your favorite newspaper and start reading.”

OK so the teacher was starting and Im in 7th grade. So I took out my news paper and started reading it (comics section) I started to laugh and talk out loud. I was sadly sent to the office and I told them “I was reading a newspaper”. Got a day of D/T but it was worth it. (Of course I didnt tell the whole story its too long).

]]> By: How to Avoid Bad Professors http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-88550 How to Avoid Bad Professors Wed, 20 Jul 2011 00:41:37 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-88550 [...] at least you’ll know before you’re in too deep. Editor’s note: If all else fails, learn how to get kicked out of class. Leon Harris writes for Home Tuition where you can find an excellent tutor for your child in a [...] [...] at least you’ll know before you’re in too deep. Editor’s note: If all else fails, learn how to get kicked out of class. Leon Harris writes for Home Tuition where you can find an excellent tutor for your child in a [...]

]]> By: Chris http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-84180 Chris Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:07:26 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-84180 Well.. We had this Gaylord maths teacher and everyone hated her, so, everyone in the class agreed to say "is this too scale?" everytime she talked to them. Haha, we almost made a teacher resign when I wrote 'gary was here' on absolutely everything in the room, even the scraps of paper on the ground. Funny shit that was... Well.. We had this Gaylord maths teacher and everyone hated her, so, everyone in the class agreed to say “is this too scale?” everytime she talked to them. Haha, we almost made a teacher resign when I wrote
‘gary was here’ on absolutely everything in the room, even the scraps of
paper on the ground. Funny shit that was…

]]> By: Wishes to remain anonymous http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class/#comment-81005 Wishes to remain anonymous Sun, 22 May 2011 20:37:09 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/7-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-class#comment-81005 i dont even need to do anything to annoy some of my teachers. the funniest one was probably when we were told to sit down and my friend fell off the chair and i burst out laughing. either that or i broke the chair and shouted that the chair was a wonkey donkey, then said the teacher was hearing things, but my head of year came down the corridor when i got wrong for that one... oops. im an expert at ways to get sent out because id get sent out of lessons every day last year :P i dont even need to do anything to annoy some of my teachers. the funniest one was probably when we were told to sit down and my friend fell off the chair and i burst out laughing. either that or i broke the chair and shouted that the chair was a wonkey donkey, then said the teacher was hearing things, but my head of year came down the corridor when i got wrong for that one… oops. im an expert at ways to get sent out because id get sent out of lessons every day last year :P

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