An interesting joke that was sent to me:

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel quite uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me that soon I was to be married and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and could not say a word. So, she said, I’ ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door… Click to continue reading…

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How to Dice an Onion

The guys and gals from The Kitchen show us how to perfectly dice an onion. I really never knew it was this complex and always just chopped the onions up in whatever way (maybe that’s why all the pieces are always randomly-sized…). This way seems so much easier. Now, watch, learn, and impress your next dinner date with your onion chopping skills:

[via Lifehacker]

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OMG, A Ninja Holds This Camera

So I was not particularly going to write a story just now, but then my friend sent me the following video. After seeing it I have the biggest rush I have ever received from watching a video. Man, it even rivals going on that wooden roller coaster I once went on.

First built in 1901, El Caminito del Rey (The King’s Little Path) in El Chorro, southern Spain, now serves as a great tourist location for adventure seekers. The camera man is simply amazing.

[Thanks Joe]


Arnold Schwarzenegger meets… Arnold Schwarzenegger

Back in the last millennium, Arnold Schwarzenegger went on the Conan O’Brien show and talked to his alter ego.


How to Scam Someone on eBay and Tips for the Rest of Us

Hello eBay Nigerians reading this post. The following are some guidelines on how to properly scam someone on eBay.

Nigerians are pretty much the only reason why I use Amazon instead of eBay, but if you must scam someone on eBay, then at least do it properly and follow these guidelines:

Make sure you do not use your real name! Seriously, what kind of an idiot are you if you are using your real name to try to scam people.

Do not be stupid.

Yeah, that’s about all you need to properly scam people. You do not even need to know to write in English!

Now, if you are trying to avoid being scammed on eBay, follow these rules:

  1. Never, I said Never do business on eBay using Western Union, even eBay will tell you this is not secure. If you don’t take my word for it go to western unions website, they even have a page dedicated to showing how scammers use there service.
  2. Read Feedback. Yep, everybody looks at the pretty little number next to a seller or buyers name but if you want to see what is really going on you need to actually click on that number and read the good and the bad feedback. If you see something that seems wrong or out of place beware. Click to continue reading…