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	<title>College Being &#187; Eric (The Football Player)</title>
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		<title>7 Coolest Commercials from Around the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 15:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric (The Football Player)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, we showed you the funniest commercials from around the world. This week it is time for the coolest, most interesting commercials: Akbank Turkish Bank: Discovery Channel &#8211; I Love The World: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BxymuiAxQ Darth Vader Junior from the Super Bowl: Saturn Evolution of Technology: Miller Dominos with People: Honda Accord &#8211; The Cog Rube [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>Last week, we showed you the <a href="http://www.collegebeing.com/funniest-commercials/">funniest commercials from around the world</a>. This week it is time for the coolest, most interesting commercials:</p>
<p>Akbank Turkish Bank:</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PVguj2GihuU?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Discovery Channel &#8211; I Love The World:</p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BxymuiAxQ</p>
<p>Darth Vader Junior from the Super Bowl:</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/R55e-uHQna0?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p><span id="more-1368"></span>Saturn Evolution of Technology:</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kzd1OiP27s0?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Miller Dominos with People:</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zo5-tMBM1So?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Honda Accord &#8211; The Cog Rube Goldberg Machine:</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_ve4M4UsJQo?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Old Spice</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uLTIowBF0kE?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Which is your favourite?</p>
<p>Tune in next week for more.</p>
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		<title>Top 8 Sports Fails [Videos]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 22:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric (The Football Player)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ESPN&#8217;s SportsNation has announced the winners of the first ever FAILy Awards. Here are the unlucky winners: Japanese MMA Backflip FAIL Bryan Carrasco Epic Soccer Flop FAIL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7o_3mQ_dEo Virginia Cavalier Horse FAIL Phoenix Suns Dunk FAIL Reno Aces Mascot Fall FAIL Owen Schmitt Helmet FAIL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51OmJHaWWYw Tuba Player verse Camera Man FAIL Anthony Pettis Superkick]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>ESPN&#8217;s <a href="http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/">SportsNation</a> has announced the winners of the first ever FAILy Awards. Here are the unlucky winners:</p>
<p><strong>Japanese MMA Backflip FAIL</strong></p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sz0JbGGxFNk?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Bryan Carrasco Epic Soccer Flop FAIL</strong></p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7o_3mQ_dEo</p>
<p><span id="more-1353"></span><br />
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<p><strong>Virginia Cavalier Horse FAIL</strong></p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/E6TkO2v_jCA?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Phoenix Suns Dunk FAIL</strong></p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1y-EvnfGO9Y?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Reno Aces Mascot Fall FAIL</strong></p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ncSYYDYvSHE?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Owen Schmitt Helmet FAIL</strong></p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51OmJHaWWYw</p>
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<p><strong>Tuba Player verse Camera Man FAIL</strong></p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qwGxDBaNSik?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Anthony Pettis Superkick</strong></p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LH7oRb5Knjc?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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		<title>College Being&#8217;s Best Super Bowl Ads of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 02:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric (The Football Player)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to College Being&#8217;s Annual Super Bowl Ads Awards. 2011 was the year of the rappers. Worst Addition of a Rapper: P-Diddy (Mercedes-Benz &#8211; Welcome) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=UOEw3PDh8zo Best Addition of a Rapper: Eminem (Chrysler &#8211; Imported From Detroit) Most Useless: Chevy Cruze Facebook Status Updates http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUHDFafqykI&#038;feature=player_embedded Best Casting: Doritos Guy (The Best Part) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=qRMMBXx3kqk# Most Refreshing: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>Welcome to College Being&#8217;s <a href="http://www.collegebeing.com/college-beings-pick-for-the-best-superbowl-ads-of-2009/">Annual</a> Super Bowl Ads Awards. 2011 was the year of the rappers.</p>
<p><strong>Worst Addition of a Rapper:</strong> P-Diddy (Mercedes-Benz &#8211; Welcome)</p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=UOEw3PDh8zo</p>
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<p><strong>Best Addition of a Rapper:</strong> Eminem (Chrysler &#8211; Imported From Detroit)</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SKL254Y_jtc?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Most Useless:</strong> Chevy Cruze Facebook Status Updates</p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUHDFafqykI&#038;feature=player_embedded</p>
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<p><strong>Best Casting:</strong> Doritos Guy (The Best Part)</p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=qRMMBXx3kqk#</p>
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<p><strong>Most Refreshing:</strong> Coca Cola: Border</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/k-STkFCCrus?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Creepy As Hell:</strong> Sony Ericsson Xperia</p>
<p><span id="more-1292"></span>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=M4lxuoGgbxs</p>
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<p><strong>Seriously?</strong> Fast Five (aka The Fast and the Furious 5)</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/icZRROply_4?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Clearest Message:</strong> Cars.com &#8211; Go First</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xF47Kkk16VQ?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Most Awesome Movie:</strong> James Bond + Indiana Jones + Iron Man Director = Cowboys &#038; Aliens</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EZjR78x4pgs?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Best:</strong> Volkswagen &#8211; The Force</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/R55e-uHQna0?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p><strong>Runner-up:</strong> Chevy Camaro &#8211; Miss Evelyn</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TCaCNz0Vml8?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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<p>Which ad was your favourite?</p>
<p>Be sure to check out <a href="http://www.collegebeing.com/college-beings-pick-for-the-best-superbowl-ads-of-2009/">our picks from 2009</a>.</p>
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		<title>ESPN Host&#8217;s Super Bowl Ads Fails</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 20:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric (The Football Player)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michelle Beadle, co-host of SportsNation on ESPN2, fails at making her own Super Bowl Ads: &#8220;This one is also terrible&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>Michelle Beadle, co-host of SportsNation on ESPN2, fails at making her own Super Bowl Ads:</p>
<p><iframe width="480" height="270" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/I4ntmKhpmMM?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>&#8220;This one is also terrible&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Legitimate Ways to Get Kicked Out of Jury Duty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric (The Football Player)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jury duty is your civic duty. But so is paying taxes. The following are 100% legitimate ways to get kicked out of jury duty and move on with the rest of your day: Before The Trial You can easily get kicked out of jury duty for not living in the state where you were called [...]]]></description>
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<p>Jury duty is your civic duty. But so is paying taxes. The following are 100% legitimate ways to get kicked out of jury duty and move on with the rest of your day:</p>
<h2>Before The Trial</h2>
<p>You can easily get kicked out of jury duty for not living in the state where you were called for jury duty. Having a profession where people rely on you to save lives such as a doctor or paramedic can also get you a pass. Also, courts in some states have shown leniency towards college <span id="more-487"></span>students studying for exams so it never hurts to ask.</p>
<p>Make sure to check when was the last time you were asked to come in to jury duty. Many states require at least three years to pass before you can be called in again.</p>
<p>Anything that is going on in your life right now that will inhibit your ability to be a juror&mdash;either mentally or physically&mdash;is a great thing to mention during your interview.</p>
<h2>The Court System</h2>
<p>If you or any of your close friends or family members have ever been involved in the court system (with the exception of being jurors), be sure to mention this to the judge when he asks. He will probably exclude you from the pool or jurors. This can include anything from your dad who is a distinguished district attorney to your best friend who works as a janitor in the county jail to you currently being involved in a law suit. </p>
<h2>Violent Crimes</h2>
<p>Simply having a family member who is involved in crime or is involved in law enforcement will get you a big pass by either lawyer. Lawyers do not want anyone who is bias against them in anyway. If the defense attorney asks you if anyone in your family is a member of a police department, you can easily tell him about your second-uncle Teddy who is a retired NYPD officer.</p>
<h2>Vice</h2>
<p>Vice crimes are especially touchy. The judge, the defense, and the prosecution will each throw out a good amount of jurors. What is interesting about vice crimes is that no one will ask for too much information. A simple &#8220;I was the victim of a vice crime three years ago&#8221; referring to the time you got hit on by that sketchy guy named Steve could go miles and get you a pass out of the court room. Any connection you, or friends, or you family have that is even remotely related can be mentioned.</p>
<h2>If All Else Fails: Be Opinionated</h2>
<p>If you were just not able to get out of jury duty using one of the methods above, you can simply be as opinionated as possible. Saying things like &#8220;I would change the age of consent&#8221; as two jurors did during the R. Kelly trial are sure fire ways to get you kicked out of that courtroom faster than you can finish your sentence. Just be as opinionated as you possibly can and someone will find a way to get rid of you.</p>
<p>Good luck! If you have successfully (or unsuccessfully) used any of the above methods or you have some of your own, be sure to let us know in the comments.</p>
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		<title>What is Up With Facebook Ads?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric (The Football Player)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, what is going on with the recent Facebook ads? Is it because Facebook knows I am a swimmer that they put these ads up? Or do they assume I am gay by my taste in music? Facebook seriously what is going on? Even the guy in the picture is tired of waxing as he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>Seriously, what is going on with the recent Facebook ads? Is it because Facebook knows I am a swimmer that they put these ads up? Or do they assume I am gay by my taste in music? Facebook seriously what is going on?</p>
<p><img src="http://www.collegebeing.com/media/facebook-ads.jpg" alt="Facebook Ads" title="Facebook Ads" width="397" height="579" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-981" /></p>
<p>Even the guy in the picture is tired of waxing as he is shaving.</p>
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		<title>7 Mixed Drink Recipes to Get Girls Drunk at Your Next Party</title>
		<link>http://www.collegebeing.com/mixed-drink-recipes-to-get-girls-drunk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric (The Football Player)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These mixed drinks are always very popular among the ladies at our house: Mind Eraser 2 ounces Vodka, 2 ounces Kahlua, 2 ounces Tonic water In a rocks glass pour vodka, the Kahlua and then the tonic water. Serve with a straw. Limona Corona 16 ounces Corona (one bottle), 1 ounces Bacardi Limon Open Corona. [...]]]></description>
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<p>These mixed drinks are always very popular among the ladies at our house:</p>
<h2>Mind Eraser</h2>
<p>2 ounces Vodka, 2 ounces Kahlua, 2 ounces Tonic water<br />
In a rocks glass pour vodka, the Kahlua and then the tonic water. Serve with a straw.</p>
<h2>Limona Corona</h2>
<p>16 ounces Corona (one bottle), 1 ounces Bacardi Limon<br />
Open Corona. Fill the empty space in the neck in the bottle with rum. Plug the bottle with your thumb or the palm of your hand. Turn the bottle upside-down so the rum and beer mix. Return bottle rightside-up. Drink.</p>
<h2>110 in the shade</h2>
<p>16 ounces Lager beer (one bottle), 1.5 ounces Tequila<br />
Drop shooter in glass. Fill with beer</p>
<h2>Snake Bite</h2>
<p>8 ounces Lager (1/2 bottle), 8 ounces sweet or dry Cider<br />
Pour ingredients into a pint glass. Drink. Fall over.</p>
<h2>Captain Do</h2>
<p>1 ounces spiced rum (e.g., Captain Morgan&#8217;s), 20 ounces Mountain Dew (a little more than a can and a half)<br />
Put shot in then add soda.</p>
<h2>Red Death #2</h2>
<p>Absolute Vodka, Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Sloe gin, Triple sec, Orange juice<br />
Pour all the ingredients in mixing glass with ice. Shake and strain into shot glasses.</p>
<h2>Dew-Driver</h2>
<p>2 ounces vodka, Mountain Dew, ice<br />
Fill glass with ice add vodka and Mountain Dew.</p>
<p><strong>Tip</strong>: 1 shot is about equal to 1 ounce</p>
<p><strong>Remember</strong>: When mixing drinks don&#8217;t buy the good stuff since it will not make too much of a difference. Save your money for when you are drinking drinks straight up.</p>
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		<title>Friday Funnies: Don Draper&#8217;s Guide to Picking Up Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric (The Football Player)</dc:creator>
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