Here is what you need (makes 24 bars):

• 2 cups raw oat meal
• 1 cup protein powder (e.g., soy protein powder)
• 1/2 cup flex seed
• 1/2 cup wheat germ
• 2 cups trail mix or other form of nuts you prefer
• 1/2 cup ground walnuts
• 1/2 cup coconut
• 1 cup honey
• 2 cups peanut butter

Mix all of that together and then place it in an oiled container. No need to bake and you get 11 grams of protein and 4.2 grams of fiber per bar!

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Anyhow, I was shocked when they arrived. The 12-pack came in what seemed to be a 12-pack of energy drinks. The cans were even the right size, but when I opened my first can, out comes a pop, a lollipop! Now, who ever heard of an energy lollipop? I thought “pop” just meant “soda pop” like how all those weird people call soda.

MAXXED is the first of its kind. It is an alternative energy source which combines all the benefits of traditional energy drinks but in an innovative lollipop form. Infused with a unique blend of Ginseng, Guarana, Taurine and B-vitamins, MAXXED is a convenient go anywhere product that helps you to maintain alertness and reduce fatigue.

So pretty much MAXXED is made with energy. Yeah, after reading the list of ingredients, I wondered how on earth that huge lollipop could stay together.

For the lollipop itself, it sure tastes good and lasts forever! Maybe I just really like candy, but that was yummy. My only complaint was that it hurt the roof of my mouth, because of the roughness of the candy. Also, after eating just a couple of those I stayed up for two days straight. In fact, over the past week I only slept about 16 hours. That just shows you how effective those things are. To conclude, buy them for taste, buy them for energy, but do not eat more than three in one go. Good luck with finals!

[MAXXED Official Website]

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A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father’s credit cards to hire escorts.

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn’t mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.

Why would you get 2 x $1000 hookers and not fuck them?

So, I had to think about this for a long long time because it just did not make sense to me. I would’ve been on top of those overpriced bitches in under a minute (who cares if I’m a woman, right?) especially if I had to pay $1000 for them. Come on, for $1000/night, the hookers must have been smokin’ hott. I came up with few reasons why they would not sleep with a hooker, just for kicks:

5. STD’s

4. They did not want to cheat on their imaginary girlfriends.

3. They were scared to lose their virginities.

2. Even though they were not Asian, they had small penis’, so they were afraid of being laughed at.

1. They couldn’t decide who would go first (which I understand…sloppy seconds sounds very undesirable).

Check out the original article.

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Reason number 1: You can fit it in a manila envelope.

This is the best only selling point of the product. Well, quite frankly, it sucks.

This is the original Apple MacBook Air 30-second ad spot:

Reason number 2: It costs as much as my ten-year-old Jeep Cherokee.

I know I paid $300 for my iPod, but come on Apple!

Parody:

Reason number 3: The old MacBook, the regular one without any Air, also fits in a manila folder.

“Man, we should have tested that out guys.” -Steve Jobs

Parody with awesome music:

Reason number 4: It doesn’t even come with a CD drive!

The MacBook Air does not come with anything but the bare essentials. Be prepared to buy all that other “unneeded” stuff separately. Call me old fashioned, but I kind of need a CD drive on the computers I use. At least I got rid of my floppy already.

Parody:

Reason number 5: It doesn’t even come with a manila folder.

I don’t even have manila folders to put a MacBook Air in. I guess I will have to go buy some of those separately as well.

Parody:

P.S.: That song sure does get annoying, huh? Well tell me what you think about the MacBook Air in the comments bellow.

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The film has been shown at the Sydney Film Festival, Melbourne, Telluride, Cork, AFI Fest in L.A., and others.

Enjoy.

[Source: Blue-Tongue Films]

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She looked at me and said, “I thought we were on the gold standard.”

Well, we are not. The following short video explains the basics of the gold standard and compares it to the modern system ruled by the federal reserve.

Let us know: Are you pro or con the gold standard? Explain why.

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It is amazing when people are ready to pay a large amount of money for something that does not actually exist. Nevertheless, it is well-known that such domain names, which can stand for a whole industry, can be sold for millions of dollars.

Below, you can find the list of most expensive domain names according to Yahoo! Tech. The list naturally only includes the domain names that have been resold. It does not include such names as yahoo.com or google.com, which still belong to their original owners. As a rule, the market value of such domains may considerably exceed the value indicated below.

1. Sex.com, $12.5 million

2. Porn.com, $9.5 million

3. Diamond.com, $7.5 million

4. Business.com, $7.5 million

5. Casino.com, $5.5 million

6. Asseenontv.com, $5 million

7. Korea.com, $5 million

8. Wine.com, $3.3 million

9. Creditcheck.com, $3 million

10. Vodka.com, $3 million

Everything seems to be clear with sex.com and diamond.com. However, Asseenontv.com may cause bewilderment. Common logic says that the domain names consisting of only one word are supposed to be most valuable. However, there can be exceptions.

[Source: China Daily]

[2008-05-08 5:29AM: Pictures added and minor edits by Chris]

[2008-05-10 6:22AM: Update by Chris: Fund.com sold for $10 million on March 11th, IRS.com was bought by Banks.com for $11.1 million in 2005, and Sex.com is unverifiable but believed to have been sold for something between $12 million and $14 million.]

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[Source: Gizmodo] [Images by Chris Dever and tape]

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“But what about all the college ads I see on TV?”

Well the following would be a more accurate representation of those schools:

P.S. If you go to a school that actually has commercials, I mean no offense, but you have got to see at least some truth in this…

[Source: CollegeHumor]

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