Friday Funnies: Little Johnny and His Father

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

13 Thoughts on “Friday Funnies: Little Johnny and His Father”

  1. LMAO Oh my!!! I’m gonna have to use that one.
    Thanks for the support, Chris. And I’ll be sure to keep the readers updated on how I’m doing.
    That’s a major part of my blog, after all.

  2. OMEC!!!!!!!!!! That was really funny!!!! I showed my mom and she is dieing with laughter!!!!!! JK>JK>JK>JK

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