Chris Mendes
How You Can Get Pregnant and How You Can’t
April 25th, 2008 | by Chris MendesWays you can get pregnant:
- Have unprotected sex with someone of the opposite sex.
- If number 1 fails, go to a fertility clinic.
- If number 2 fails, you are infertile. That sucks!
Ways you cannot get pregnant:
4 Thoughts on “How You Can Get Pregnant and How You Can’t”
By Nick Bernard on Apr 27, 2008 | Reply
I dunno, I’m pretty sure that the really hardcore sperms can actually drill through denim.
By Lulu on Apr 27, 2008 | Reply
No, that only occurs in the Land of Men. In reality, the sperm cell membranes would have been mostly damaged by the time it passes through denim because cell membranes rely on hydrophobic interactions to remain intact, and denim is not watery enough to preserve the integrity of the sperm cell membranes. The only time you can impregnate a virgin or (without penetration) is when ejaculation occurs on an unclothed thigh, close to the vaginal area. In rare cases, the sperm is capable of surviving the short distance, and migrate into the warm, wet environment of the female vagina.
By Chris Mendes on Apr 27, 2008 | Reply
By Lulu on Apr 27, 2008 | Reply
Almost, but not quite! =P