Lulu’s Lunacy: While looking on Craig’s List

Hi everyone! Time for your daily dose of me! Pretty soon, you’re going to be addicted.

Lulu’s Lunacy: While looking on Craig’s List (Boston), I found this very tantalizing post:

$1400/4BR – Unique housing situation in Brighton. I’m going to Europe! (Brookline/Coolidge corner)

I have a really nice six bedroom in Brookline. I will sublet you the house and you can only use the two bedrooms. They are huge! 250 square feet. I use the other bedrooms for my pet chickens and snakes (10 pythons they are about 8 feet long). I use the chickens to feed them. There are probably 30 or so chickens and hens they lay eggs and don’t sqwack too much! They are all well behaved and will not bother you. I will charge you $1300. No one else will be there just the animals.

I am traveling to Europe and Africa and need someone to watch over my stuff while i’m gone. You can have the place furnished or unfurnished. Parking is included and so is the stuff listed below. Please let me know if this sounds like something you would like. You would just have to feed my Pythons and chickens. Really easy!!!!

It comes with 70 inch plasma tv
Granite counters
Stainless steel appliances
Marble bathroom
Jacuzzi
Sauna

Infa-Red security system
Large private roof deck with custom grill and built in bar
Pool that you would have to take care of if filled
4 car garage
Batting cage
basked ball court
Heat and hot water included

Regards,

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Don’t believe me? Check it out yourself. (Craig’s list links expire after about week, so you had better hurry!)

Please post any and all questions/comments/concerns. I would love to generate an active and lively discussion.

7 Thoughts on “Lulu’s Lunacy: While looking on Craig’s List”

  1. OMG I love finding stuff like this on cragislist please post more like it

  2. Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed it! I don’t know what is more disturbing though: the infra-red security system or the 30 chickens! jk

  3. It’s surely the marble bathroom. Who uses marble anymore? We’re not in Rome! :)

  4. You’re right, Chris! A marble bathroom can spell disaster. One slip, and you break your spine!…highly dangerous since “No one else will be there just the animals.”

  5. LOL, this is awesome

  6. I love Pythons! Chicken is tasty too.

  7. File under the “How can this go wrong?” category

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