Comments on: No Sex Tonight http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/ Real Life for College Students Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:15:33 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Toumaj http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-2/#comment-47526 Toumaj Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:33:50 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-47526 This story is 100% real and happened to myself. I began a relationship with a girl six months ago: Toumaj: I'm very happy that we're grown up enough to understand our needs and not to expect things the other side cannot satisfy. Sara: I'm happy too. After our first sex she put her head among her hands: Sara: May I call you my husband? Toumaj: Hell no! Why? I think we discussed it earlier this morning! Then Sara rushed to the bathroom and ate a bunch of pills to show me she was going to have a suicide. I stopped her, hold her and tried to calm her down and I cried and I cried. At last she admitted not to mention marriage again. A month later the same thing happened. I began to realize that I'm a bad guy. She needs me and I denied it all and the stuff... So, in order to punish myself for being such a rude monster I told her I'll marry her in case that I could afford a living. A month later she did the same thing again and said that I have to marry her any way, even if I cannot afford an independent living from my parents. The story repeated over and over till the last night and each night her expectations grew in a harsh way: Sara: You ate an apple this morning. Why not you called me to share it together? Crazy huh? I thought that from now on, if I want to pee, then I'm forced to let her pee with me or she'll suicide! So, last night after I "apologized" for being such a fucker not to tell her eat that apple with me and waited all night long for her to knock at my door, I called her myself: Toumaj: Why not did you call me all night long after my apology? Sara: I had to review my papers for some reason. Toumaj: There is NO NEED to visit me now Sara. It's over. AND IT WAS OVER THIS VERY MORNING. Am I a monster like she says? AM I a pussy whipped guy? Am I kind? AM I crazy? FUCK! This story is 100% real and happened to myself.

I began a relationship with a girl six months ago:

Toumaj: I’m very happy that we’re grown up enough to understand our needs and not to expect things the other side cannot satisfy.

Sara: I’m happy too.

After our first sex she put her head among her hands:

Sara: May I call you my husband?
Toumaj: Hell no! Why? I think we discussed it earlier this morning!

Then Sara rushed to the bathroom and ate a bunch of pills to show me she was going to have a suicide. I stopped her, hold her and tried to calm her down and I cried and I cried. At last she admitted not to mention marriage again.

A month later the same thing happened. I began to realize that I’m a bad guy. She needs me and I denied it all and the stuff… So, in order to punish myself for being such a rude monster I told her I’ll marry her in case that I could afford a living.

A month later she did the same thing again and said that I have to marry her any way, even if I cannot afford an independent living from my parents.

The story repeated over and over till the last night and each night her expectations grew in a harsh way:

Sara: You ate an apple this morning. Why not you called me to share it together?

Crazy huh? I thought that from now on, if I want to pee, then I’m forced to let her pee with me or she’ll suicide!

So, last night after I “apologized” for being such a fucker not to tell her eat that apple with me and waited all night long for her to knock at my door, I called her myself:

Toumaj: Why not did you call me all night long after my apology?
Sara: I had to review my papers for some reason.
Toumaj: There is NO NEED to visit me now Sara. It’s over.

AND IT WAS OVER THIS VERY MORNING.

Am I a monster like she says? AM I a pussy whipped guy? Am I kind? AM I crazy?

FUCK!

]]> By: Oliver http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-2/#comment-46767 Oliver Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:07:03 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-46767 AAA material. AAA material.

]]> By: ferric http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-2/#comment-46416 ferric Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:29:06 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-46416 Not likely. How many women would actually find everything they're after at *one* store? This would *only* work with women who consider WalMart to be a fine retail outlet. Not likely. How many women would actually find everything they’re after at *one* store? This would *only* work with women who consider WalMart to be a fine retail outlet.

]]> By: bbchease http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-2/#comment-45424 bbchease Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:13:46 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-45424 jh jh

]]> By: Designer Snuggies http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-2/#comment-44887 Designer Snuggies Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:20:29 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-44887 Damn that was funny! I'll have to remember that one. Damn that was funny! I’ll have to remember that one.

]]> By: Shi-Shi http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-2/#comment-44789 Shi-Shi Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:15:49 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-44789 Was a funny story. people take this way too seriously. personally, I hate denying my bf sex, even when i don't feel good.In return ill usually give a hand job just so he gets some relief, and i tell him straight up if i dont feel like it. its cruel to wait til guys already have a problem to tell them. Stereotypes are just that. Not all girls are cruel, greedy lil bitches, not all guys are vengeful horny sex fiends. just remember that while you're arguing funny joke though XD perfect for those couples who are just like it ^^ i give it 8/10 Was a funny story. people take this way too seriously. personally, I hate denying my bf sex, even when i don’t feel good.In return ill usually give a hand job just so he gets some relief, and i tell him straight up if i dont feel like it. its cruel to wait til guys already have a problem to tell them.

Stereotypes are just that. Not all girls are cruel, greedy lil bitches, not all guys are vengeful horny sex fiends. just remember that while you’re arguing

funny joke though XD perfect for those couples who are just like it ^^ i give it 8/10

]]> By: Cyclonus http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-42469 Cyclonus Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:03:52 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-42469 LMAO that was great. LMAO that was great.

]]> By: bobby http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-41394 bobby Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:17:45 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-41394 1995 wants its joke back 1995 wants its joke back

]]> By: Anonanonanonymous http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-41283 Anonanonanonymous Sun, 23 Aug 2009 05:56:25 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-41283 To Amanda: I'm sorry to say this, but almost all relationships are established by someone wanting to "do" someone else. We look for partners we want to "do" i.e. by physical attractiveness, or even by financial well-being to choose the best candidates to procreate with, it's in our nature. Think of money as the male's colorful plumage that attracts a mate. All animals have sex in order to keep the species going, otherwise there would be no sex at all, for anybody. Humans, however have sex to procreate but also "do" each other for pleasure, which is where the power trip scenario comes into play, and shows why the girl in the joke/story is wrong and a stuck up cunt. To say he doesn't truly care about her feelings is null and void, because quite frankly who gives a fuck about anyone else's feelings above their own? She should of thought about his feelings before being such a cock tease, building him up and then just telling him to stop. If you were gonna tell him to stop halfway through you shouldn't have ever started. No one likes a cock tease Amanda, no one likes a cock tease at all. No one really likes stuck up feminist bitches either, Amanda. To Brittany: No your girlfriend is not a hooker, but I can guarantee if all you want is sex, a hooker is much cheaper. And really why do men take women out? Why do they spend money on them? Hell, why do they even ask for their hand in marriage? One simple word: sex. Men want sex and women want rocks and dead flowers. At least men are honest enough not deny their true feelings or instincts. To Amanda: I’m sorry to say this, but almost all relationships are established by someone wanting to “do” someone else. We look for partners we want to “do” i.e. by physical attractiveness, or even by financial well-being to choose the best candidates to procreate with, it’s in our nature. Think of money as the male’s colorful plumage that attracts a mate. All animals have sex in order to keep the species going, otherwise there would be no sex at all, for anybody. Humans, however have sex to procreate but also “do” each other for pleasure, which is where the power trip scenario comes into play, and shows why the girl in the joke/story is wrong and a stuck up cunt. To say he doesn’t truly care about her feelings is null and void, because quite frankly who gives a fuck about anyone else’s feelings above their own? She should of thought about his feelings before being such a cock tease, building him up and then just telling him to stop. If you were gonna tell him to stop halfway through you shouldn’t have ever started. No one likes a cock tease Amanda, no one likes a cock tease at all. No one really likes stuck up feminist bitches either, Amanda.

To Brittany: No your girlfriend is not a hooker, but I can guarantee if all you want is sex, a hooker is much cheaper. And really why do men take women out? Why do they spend money on them? Hell, why do they even ask for their hand in marriage? One simple word: sex. Men want sex and women want rocks and dead flowers. At least men are honest enough not deny their true feelings or instincts.

]]> By: Camille http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight/comment-page-1/#comment-38858 Camille Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:53:40 +0000 http://www.collegebeing.com/no-sex-tonight#comment-38858 lol. this is great. girlfriend got PLAYED. lol. this is great. girlfriend got PLAYED.

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