Friday Funnies: President Bush Is Executed

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, “Earthquake!” The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, “Tornado!” Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, “I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.” He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, “Fire!”

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Lower Back Tattoo Remover

Ah yes, lower back tattoos are super hot on young college-age girls, but not so much on middle-age moms. The following video takes a humorous look at what not many girl out there think about: What is going to happen to my tattoo in twenty years?

My favorite line is “Studies show that next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool.” What’s yours?

[2007-07-02]

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How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police

The following video is an old one by Chris Rock, but it is super funny. I am glad I have found it again to bring you some joy. Hey, you might even learn something new.

[2007-07-25]

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Death Prank

I love pranks. You can play them on your roommate, on your teachers, on your girlfriend(s)/boyfriend(s), on whoever. I found the following prank to be very well done.

[2008-07-21]

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7 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Class

1. Have a friend continuously call you on your cell phone and refuse to put it in silent mode. Say there might be an emergency, and you always miss your calls when the cell phone is silent. Alternatively, you could choose to answer one of the calls and pretend to be a valley girl.

2. Spontaneously scream out non-sense words and if anyone asks if you have Tourette’s, say no.

3. Every five minutes, interrupt the professor and ask him a question that he just finished answering in his lecture.

4. Start talking to you imaginary friend, Jimbo. If no one pays any attention to you, get into a loud argument with your new friend.

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