Chris Mendes
7 Porn Movies That Should Have Been: Vol. 1 - Now in Theaters [nsfw]
August 10th, 2007 | by Chris MendesBelow are seven fictional, but totally believable porn movies. Porn movie producers: I want royalties if this is your next big hit. Titles include the following movies: Daddy Day Cramp, Inside Paris, The Boner Ultimator, Under Doggie, Harry Popper 5, Who’s You Daddy?, and Hot Rod.
Jump to see the DVD covers I made using the worst of my Photoshop skills. This is probably not safe for work.
Can you guess the real name of the movie it came from? Hint: All these are currently in theaters.
Suggest names for next volume and we might use yours.
7 Thoughts on “7 Porn Movies That Should Have Been: Vol. 1 - Now in Theaters [nsfw]”
By Nick on Aug 10, 2007 | Reply
I notice the picture with the bunny is copyright of http://www.straponangels.com.
Been busy lately, Chris?
By {noname} on Aug 10, 2007 | Reply
Crap this is funny!
By unapropriate-man on Aug 10, 2007 | Reply
“Now with scenes never before seen in hotel rooms!”
By unapropriate-man on Aug 10, 2007 | Reply
That is funny.
By chris on Aug 10, 2007 | Reply
Nick you are funny. Yes, I have been busy.
Okay, I feel a little dumb. I didn’t even notice that copyright right at the bottom of the picture. Anyways, I have changed the picture. I hope this new one is even more fun.
By badass on Aug 10, 2007 | Reply
The Bourne Ultimatum
Daddy Day Camp
Harry Potter
Under Dog
I dont know the others.
By james on Aug 18, 2007 | Reply
Here’s some names of real porn movies:
Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty, Brazilian Bitches
Let’s Play Stain the Couch
Airtight Granny
Lusty Life #89: Slide Your Long Loaf In My Oven