7 Porn Movies That Should Have Been: Vol. 1 – Now in Theaters [nsfw]

Below are seven fictional, but totally believable porn movies. Porn movie producers: I want royalties if this is your next big hit. Titles include the following movies: Daddy Day Cramp, Inside Paris, The Boner Ultimator, Under Doggie, Harry Popper 5, Who’s You Daddy?, and Hot Rod.

Jump to see the DVD covers I made using the worst of my Photoshop skills. This is probably not safe for work.

daddy day cramp

inside paris

the boner ultimator

under doggie

harry popper 5

who’s your daddy?

hot rod

Can you guess the real name of the movie it came from? Hint: All these are currently in theaters.

Suggest names for next volume and we might use yours.

8 Thoughts on “7 Porn Movies That Should Have Been: Vol. 1 – Now in Theaters [nsfw]”

  1. I notice the picture with the bunny is copyright of http://www.straponangels.com.

    Been busy lately, Chris?

  2. Crap this is funny!

  3. “Now with scenes never before seen in hotel rooms!”

  4. That is funny.

  5. Nick you are funny. Yes, I have been busy.

    Okay, I feel a little dumb. I didn’t even notice that copyright right at the bottom of the picture. Anyways, I have changed the picture. I hope this new one is even more fun.

  6. The Bourne Ultimatum
    Daddy Day Camp
    Harry Potter
    Under Dog

    I dont know the others.

  7. Here’s some names of real porn movies:
    Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty, Brazilian Bitches
    Let’s Play Stain the Couch
    Airtight Granny
    Lusty Life #89: Slide Your Long Loaf In My Oven

  8. jtwt

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