Friday Funnies: Mathematicians

The following joke was recently featured on, but due to its innocence and our recent controversies over our post titles, we thought we would feature it in this week’s Friday Funnies: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, […]

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Friday Funnies: Which Girlfriend Should I Marry?

I had three girlfriends, but wasn’t sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to […]

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Friday Funnies: Penis

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word ‘penis’ in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next day she went into the room and she saw, in […]

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Friday Funnies: 70 Ways to Make a Women Happy

There are 70 ways to make a woman happy. The first is to take her shopping. The rest is 69.

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Friday Funnies: The Best Pen in the World

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below […]

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