Fun Things to do with Extra Condoms

Condoms. I get them from everywhere. From Student Health Services, to people running for student council. Heck, even my mom gives me condoms (don’t even get me started on that one).

There is only so much sex someone can have in a day, so here are some helpful things you can do with condoms to help you get rid of some before their two-year expiration date:

1. Have a tasty treat - No, I’m not talking about flavored condoms here. I’m talking about condomsicles. I don’t personally recommend this for condoms with lubricants or if you are allergic to latex, but then again, we’re college students and can’t be too picky.

2. Play God and create your own world - I personally have a high need for power. Or at least that is what my psychology teachers keep telling me. Now that I am too old for Sim City 3000, I can just make my own personal condom world.

3. Make fire - One does not need to be a boyscout to be able to make a fire. You can easily make fire with a magnifying glass, or in this case, a condom. Not intended for use on little siblings or small animals.

4. Relieve stress - Don’t let school streets you out. Make a condom stress ball to take out your tensions on it rather than your roommate.

5. Relieve stress :)

Bonus (not for the squeamish): Snort it

[2008-04-14]