The Worst Possible Thing You Can Do to Your Roommate

The worst thing to do to your roommate to get a room to yourself is to eat him.

Two days ago a story appeared that was purely shocking at best. Robert A., a 19-year-old, allegedly killed Joseph S., his 49-year-old roommate, with a twenty pound iron bar. After having done so, he ravaged the body and ate pieces of various organs. The body of Joseph S. was discovered last Tuesday (coincidentally, the same day our 7 ways to get your roommate to leave you was published) after which Robert A. confessed to the crime.

Note of warning: do not do this to your roommate(s) no matter how annoying they are.


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