How to Survive a Ninja Attack
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Step 1. Avoid Eye Contact
Never look a ninja directly in the eyes. You will become temporarily blinded. The best way to avoid eye contact while still winning the fight is to blindfold yourself. This way you will not be tempted to look into those dark, mysterious eyes of pure evil.
Step 2. Hidden Weapons
If you ever plan on surviving a ninja attack, you must be ready at all times of the day. You will need to hide katanas in the shower, throwing stars under your bed, guns inside your hemp protein boxes. You get the idea. You must always have at least two weapons within arms’ reach in case one gets compromised.
Step 3. Body Guards
Hiring your own personal body guards is a great way to distract ninjas. Click to continue reading…
