A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of […]
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is […]
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.” […]
So it seems that MSNBC has finally told everybody what we all have known for ages: The White House has been feeding stories to Fox News: On a similar note: [via Digg]
This past Sunday, Comcast in Arizona mistakenly showed a 30-second clip of a porn video to its viewers watching the Superbowl in analogue TV. The video is below, but is is definitely NSFW and contains a little too much penis. Related: Following is the video from Janette Jackson and Justin Timberlack’s waldrobe malfunction: