How to Get a Job After College: General Guidelines

Getting a job after college can be a frustrating experience smashing you between moving back home with your parents and picking a job you do not really want. Here are some general guidelines that will help you in your quest:

Location, Location, Location

Where to move to after college can be a big factor in whether you get a job or not. You may want to consider moving to Milwaukee [estimated unemployment rate: 5.7%] or Oklahoma City [estimated unemployment rate: 5.0%] for some of the lowest unemployment rates in the U.S.

On the opposite end of the stool, you may also want to stay clear of Providence, Riverside, L.A., Memphis, and Chicago due to the higher unemployment rates.

Picking a Company

In order to be happy, you need to chose the right company. If you hate the Internet and go work for Google, that would be a bad choice. If you hate Microsoft and go work for Google, that might be a good one.

The main part is to never settle like you did last weekend with that ugly girl you met at the bar named Cherry. Who names their child Cherry anyway? Be picky like you are with which professor you take, not like you are with cheap vodka. Click to continue reading…

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Why Use Condoms? – Fun Condom Commercials

It’s the weekend so let’s relax and think about sex. It is funny how a lot of these fun condom commercials tend to be French. Here they are:

Why you should use condoms:

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Friday Funnies: Little Johnny and His Father

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

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Chips and Beer DIY: Keep Chips Fresh and Open a Beer Bottle Like a Monkey

Beer and chips. The classic college foods, but too bad you always need a bottle opener or one of those chip sealing devises to truly enjoy. Not any more. The following two video tutorials are for either the poor college student that cannot afford to buy his or her own small kitchen appliances or for anyone who just wants to impress his or her friends with cool cavemen-style thinks.

The DIY beer opener made out of paper:

The DIY chips sealer:

[via Lifehacker]

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My Favorite Colors: Green, Black, White, and Oolong?

Tea is a great alternative to soda. Just it’s lack of large amounts of sugar makes it a great choice, but recent research has found some great health benefits in many different types of tea.

Green tea is high in antioxidants which is great for the body. Who knew one of the best anti-cancer drugs can be bought at the grocery store? Antioxidants don’t just stop at helping to prevent cancer however. Green tea’s magical properties have been shown to help dandruff, anxiety, psoriasis, and more. Let me go get a cup now.

Black tea does not have as much Chinese magic as green, but it has been shown to help get rid of bad breath bacteria and the animo acids in black tea has been shown to strengthen your immune system.

Oolong tea can prevent tooth decay, fight dermatitis, help you lose weight, and, like black tea, it also strengthens your immunities.

White tea has been shown to have similar properties and health benefits to green tea. In the end however green, black, white, and oolong leaves all come from the same plant.

[Source: Men’s Fitness and Health Castle]

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