7 Porn Movies That Should Have Been: Vol. 1 – Now in Theaters [nsfw]

Below are seven fictional, but totally believable porn movies. Porn movie producers: I want royalties if this is your next big hit. Titles include the following movies: Daddy Day Cramp, Inside Paris, The Boner Ultimator, Under Doggie, Harry Popper 5, Who’s You Daddy?, and Hot Rod.

Jump to see the DVD covers I made using the worst of my Photoshop skills. This is probably not safe for work.

daddy day cramp

inside paris

the boner ultimator

who’s your daddy?

hot rod

Can you guess the real name of the movie it came from? Hint: All these are currently in theaters.

Suggest names for next volume and we might use yours.

7 Thoughts on “7 Porn Movies That Should Have Been: Vol. 1 – Now in Theaters [nsfw]”

  1. I notice the picture with the bunny is copyright of http://www.straponangels.com.

    Been busy lately, Chris?

  2. Crap this is funny!

  3. “Now with scenes never before seen in hotel rooms!”

  4. That is funny.

  5. Nick you are funny. Yes, I have been busy.

    Okay, I feel a little dumb. I didn’t even notice that copyright right at the bottom of the picture. Anyways, I have changed the picture. I hope this new one is even more fun.

  6. The Bourne Ultimatum
    Daddy Day Camp
    Harry Potter
    Under Dog

    I dont know the others.

  7. Here’s some names of real porn movies:
    Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty, Brazilian Bitches
    Let’s Play Stain the Couch
    Airtight Granny
    Lusty Life #89: Slide Your Long Loaf In My Oven

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