random thoughts vol. 2

Some more shit I’ve been thinking about lately. It’s all going below the jump, cause I don’t want to break up my pretty HTML list tags.

  • It is completely impossible to be badass in flip flops.
  • Newcastle Brown Ale comes in cans. This is an awesome thing, and I did not know it until my brother went to Vegas this weekend and bought some. Also, I now have a 24 oz bottle of Red Stripe, which will be reviewed this weekend sometime after I drink it.
  • I started smoking with the intention of quitting. See, I believed all the propaganda that people start smoking to relieve stress, and then have a hard time quitting solely because of the nicotine. I figured, “Hey, I don’t stress much, so I don’t really need them for that. I’ll see how hard it is to quit.” Then it turned out I liked smoking; it’s actually rather enjoyable. Does this make me an addict? Possibly, but the odd thing is I don’t really care, and have absolutely no desire to quit. Fuck you, lungs!
  • The PATRIOT Act allows the government to check library and bookstore purchase records (cause, you know, that’s somehow in the interest of national security). Books I have purchased from our local bookstore include Che Guevara on guerrilla warfare, Abbie Hoffman’s “Steal This Book,” Guns and Ammo magazines, and US Army survival manuals. To be honest, I’m a little surprised the FBI hasn’t kicked down my door yet.
  • Any girl who puts on the Clash’s “London Calling” album when you’re getting intimate for the first time is a keeper.
  • Speaking of the Clash, they’re probably the greatest band ever. If I were stuck on a desert island with only one CD, it would be the Clash. If you don’t like them, you are wrong.
  • Speaking of girls, coffee and a walk in the park is probably the best cheap date there is.

That’s it for now, I’ve got to run. More later maybe, and more booze reviews coming soon.

One Thought on “random thoughts vol. 2”

  1. “it’s actually rather enjoyable…the odd thing is I don’t really care, and have absolutely no desire to quit” – LOL Nick.
    Also, just for the record, having sex at home is the cheapest date there is. I have been thinking a lot about this (???) for a new story I will post soon.

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