Friday Funnies: Little Johnny and the Math Teacher

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”

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Oh Shit, A Cat’s Stuck in a Tree!

This is perhaps the most ridiculous news story I have ever seen. It’s from KCRA 3 in Sacramento and only four seconds long. Just watch it and tell me if you think there was not a whole lot happening in Sacramento that day. I can’t wait until 11!

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Smile

An interesting joke that was sent to me: I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me and that […]

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Models Falling Down = Funny

A funny compilation of models falling down on the runway. Check our Ms. 1 minute 50 seconds for a super-laugh, plus the following girl is a mega hottie. Here you go: [Via: Digg.com]

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5 Reasons Why the MacBook Air Sucks: Macbook Air Parodies

Apple’s newest laptop, the MacBook Air, is being talked about by everybody, though it has some serious issues. Reason number 1: You can fit it in a manila envelope. This is the best only selling point of the product. Well, quite frankly, it sucks. This is the original Apple MacBook Air 30-second ad spot: Reason […]

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