One day, guerrilla soldiers come to an isolated village to get new soldiers. They took all the men and put them in a row so the boss could inspect them. During this time all the wives were crying their eyes out and begging the boss to not take their husbands, after a while the boss […]
Sex may not always be as glamorous and clean as Hollywood makes it out to be nor as energetic or dirty as the porn industry depicts. Here is the first semi-accurate depiction of sex outside of your roommate’s amateur footage he hides under his bed. Semi NSFW.
Condoms. I get them from everywhere. From Student Health Services, to people running for student council. Heck, even my mom gives me condoms (don’t even get me started on that one). There is only so much sex someone can have in a day, so here are some helpful things you can do with condoms to […]
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, “Earthquake!” The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall […]
Ah yes, lower back tattoos are super hot on young college-age girls, but not so much on middle-age moms. The following video takes a humorous look at what not many girl out there think about: What is going to happen to my tattoo in twenty years? My favorite line is “Studies show that next to […]