Friday Funnies: Which Girlfriend Should I Marry?

I had three girlfriends, but wasn’t sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to […]

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Real Sex

Sex may not always be as glamorous and clean as Hollywood makes it out to be nor as energetic or dirty as the porn industry depicts. Here is the first semi-accurate depiction of sex outside of your roommate’s amateur footage he hides under his bed. Semi NSFW.

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How You Can Get Pregnant and How You Can’t

Ways you can get pregnant: Have unprotected sex with someone of the opposite sex. If number 1 fails, go to a fertility clinic. If number 2 fails, you are infertile. That sucks! Ways you cannot get pregnant: [Picture source]

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