Make Your Asian Girlfriend Happy

Yes, it has been confirmed that Asian girls do not like the sound of a computer mouse clicking. Don’t worry though, because I have just what you need. It is called the Silent Mouse 2 and it will make your Asian woman smile (see picture above). Not only is this mouse silent, but it feels […]

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dog ass towel hanger

According to the manufacturer, this product will “bring a smile to your face every time you go to dry your hands.” Well, that may be true if they are talking about that awkward smile you give after saying an inappropriate joke at the dinner table or after the person next to you in class noticed […]

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Do you talk and smoke?

It seems like the Japanese are always inventing new things–things that we may not really need, but sure are cool to look at. This lighter is being sold by nodaya-net.com from Japan. It might be the prefect tool for those who smoke and need a new cell phone. I wouldn’t expect it to work with […]

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Look, No Hands!

Hey guys. Are you always being nagged by your girlfriend to lift the toilet seat so you don’t pee on it? You know that someone else already peed on the toilet seat and you don’t want to touch that, right? Well, this is exactly what you need. I often find myself lifting the toilet seat […]

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The Loo Read

  “Loo” means “toilet” in British for those American friends of mine. You might be wondering, what is this product? Well, Lazybone, the company who makes it, says it best: It’s a sort of removable shelf you put in the downstairs cloakroom so you can read the paper or do the crossword on it whilst […]

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