This evening, while looking for cooking tips on the Internet, I noticed that some of Google’s “Suggestions” for search terms were rather unusual. Keep in mind, in order for a search term to show up as a suggestion, it has to be entered a number of times by a number of different people. Remembering that, here are some of my favorites garnered by entering the phrase “How To” and then a random letter or couple of letters. Click to continue reading…
One day, guerrilla soldiers come to an isolated village to get new soldiers. They took all the men and put them in a row so the boss could inspect them. During this time all the wives were crying their eyes out and begging the boss to not take their husbands, after a while the boss decided to play a game to give the wives a chance.
He covered the eyes of the wifes with a cloth and asked all the men in the row to take their pants down. The game was to let the wives discover who their true husband was by only touching the husbands’ genitals. The ones that got it right would not loose their husbands..
So the first wife started:
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Him! This is my husband!”
And she was right.
It was the second wife’s turn and she did the same, and the third one too. The boss started to get worried that if they continued like this, there would not be any new soldiers, so he decided to put some of his own soldiers there in the line.
The first wive that came after that started:
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
“This one is not even from our village.”
“Not this one.”
“Not this one.”
College students: Be careful when you go to a bar or club. You might be being scammed. Watch this for some pointers.
[2007-10-23]
Sex may not always be as glamorous and clean as Hollywood makes it out to be nor as energetic or dirty as the porn industry depicts. Here is the first semi-accurate depiction of sex outside of your roommate’s amateur footage he hides under his bed. Semi NSFW.