7 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Class
1. Have a friend continuously call you on your cell phone and refuse to put it in silent mode. Say there might be an emergency, and you always miss your calls when the cell phone is silent. Alternatively, you could choose to answer one of the calls and pretend to be a valley girl.
2. Spontaneously scream out non-sense words and if anyone asks if you have Tourette’s, say no.
3. Every five minutes, interrupt the professor and ask him a question that he just finished answering in his lecture.
4. Start talking to you imaginary friend, Jimbo. If no one pays any attention to you, get into a loud argument with your new friend.
Jump for the best three.
5. Sit in the first row, but instead of paying attention to what the lecturer is saying open up a full page of your favorite newspaper and start reading.
6. Bring in a Nintendo Gameboy or Playstation Pocket and start cracking through the levels of your favorite game. Do not bother turning off the sound as that would distract your game play.
7. Bring a friend and start making out.
Now that you have been kicked out of class, post a comment and tell me what you are going to do.
[2007-08-03]
I am going to keep making out with my friend from number seven.
haha, this article reminds me back when I was taking a comp sci class, this kid rain out of this huge lecture hall yelling, “the bees, the bees” like from I believe Tommy Boy. The prof of the class, actually thought something was wrong and had our TAs try and find him while everyone else was laughing.
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What he said
Great list. I would go to my room and sleep.
Hey guys, Greg505 asked me what I would do so let me tell you. I would get on college being and write more stories for you guys of course!
I did all 7 but number 7 seemed to the most enjoyable .
thx thx this will help me get kicked out of my boring student council cause of a reatded teacher
hid my teachers chalk and erasers and then gave her a treasure map to find them. I ended up getting kicked out of class and a detention(highschool). but it was well worth it when my story appearred in the yearbook…
I had a teacher that was a left-wing hippie, he grew up during the civil rights movement and was really passionate about it. He hates war, Pres. Bush, and all of the new political system.
I just stood up while he was talking about his views, and told him that George Bush was king, and that was enough to get me thrown out.
Number 5 has never gotten me kicked out before…
Ways for a lecturer to get kicked out of class (I’m a lecturer)
Arrive without pants
Talk in a ‘porn’ voice
Arrive drunk
Vomit from a hangover
Go to the wrong class
Lecture the wrong subject
@Hennie: This is too hilarious. Thank you!
Is there any way to get a high school student kick out of her avid class perminatly with out
-effecting her grade
-involving parent
-most be under pg13
i hate my avid class and want a way to get out of it perminatly
That was hilarious!!!! I did every single one of those. I got suspended… almost expelled! LOL! I’m going to keep doing those and hope I get expelled! My school sucks.
OMG thanks!!!! Now I’m going shopping with my friends haha :)
i hav tired most of these and with my experiance the best three wud b da bring a friend, gameboy, and fone……..i lyk da friend 1 best tho
Funny funny stuff! Thanks for posting!
I wet my bed…
Umm after doing number one…I now have to go retake my juinior calculus class…but what the Hell, it was so worth it!
you rock!!1 you should think of more!!1 i got kicked out of sicence
and get this ….. im the principles daughter hahaha
just in class instead of doing your work get out a peice or paper (working out paper) -but actually isnt
and just start drawing and have a convo on that paper with your freind.. pisses the teacher off!
1 time in the 7 grade my friend and i reinacted the suck my balls mr,garrison scene from the south park movie, bigger longer, and uncut. it was soooo funny.
today i was thrown out of my cost a/c class for readin 3 mistakes of my life i juz thanked my lecturer & started readin again outside de class!!!
wow i did all of them and me and my girlfriend went a bit to far
Man, don’t give them ideas!
Wanna know the BEST way to not have to attend class? Don’t show up! Or, leave quietly! There are people there who actually WANT to be there, who WANT to get the education they PAID for.
Not to mention, of course, that in today’s hyper-legalized environment, you are liable for everything you do, and could, indeed, be kicked out of your school for being constantly disruptive.
OMFG!!!
I did all of them(not number 7 though) && now I’m in sooooo FREAKIN trouble :D worth it though (if ur agirl AND the principles daughter school pretty much sucks)
Oy. High school kids, this is mean to be funny. Get over yourselves. You’re not awesome and your lives are small. Also nobody believes you.
Meant*
i did number 7, but got sent to the principles when things started to heat up, and she took off her shirt. hell, it was fun though
It seems many of the posters here have few principles, seeing as so many can’t even spell Principal’s office…You all sure you’ve been there or are you just complete losers trying to look all rebellious and STUFF?
gonna try #7 2morrow @ school…haha should b funny.
XD :P
put your arm up in your shirt and ask to go to the nurse cause your arm fell off, start singing she was just a small town girl, sneak out of class while singing the jaws theme, keep asking to open a window, keep asking to go to the bathroom, keep asking to go to the nurse, go to classes that your not supposed to be in, tell the teacher you can’t take the test because your head fell off, tell the teacher you can’t see, tell the teacher you’re too ugly to be in school, compliment the teacher, compliment the teacher on every piece of clothing she’s wearing, draw a penis on her board, draw a penis on her desk, draw a penis on your desk, draw a penis on the floor, write all over your desk, hide under her desk, when she tells you to leave tell her you can’t leave because your legs don’t work and your stuck, get up to sharpen your pencil, get up to sharpen your pencil again, get up to sharpen your pencil a third time, try to give her a hug, try to give her a hug again, try to give her a hug a third time, when she refuses start crying, keep crying, don’t stop crying, insult the kid next to you, especially if it’s a girl, get up to give everyone high fives when they get a right answer, tell the teacher you love her, tell the teacher she’s your new girlfriend, tell the teacher you’re hanging out this weekend, tell the teacher he’s you’re favorite teacher, tell the teacher you’re his new best friend, tell the teacher you’re hanging out this weekend, start singing my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and damn right they’re better than yours, damn right they’re better than yours, tell the teacher your milkshakes are better than hers, tell the teacher your milkshakes are better than hers again, tell the teacher your milkshakes are better than hers a third time, start singing i like big butts and i can not lie, the other brothers can deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face i get strung, just a little bit, gimme just a little bit, tell the teacher you a’int no hollaback girl, tell the teacher you a’int no hollaback girl again, tell the teacher you a’int no hollaback girl a third time, tell her to suck your dick, tell her to suck your dick again, tell her to suck your dick a third time. tell her that. if it works, congratulations, you got a blowjob bruhh!
ThEsE ArE AbSoLuTeLy HiLaRiOuS!!!!
High five everyone that raises their hands. works everytime.
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hahaha!!! these r ssssoooo funny!
wow…….. some of you people actually want to get expelled? do you want to not be able to get a job, and end up as a hobo on the streets?well……………….. that just sucks for you. but…………. it’s your life and you can do what you want with it.
and just so you know, I’m not an adult, I’m just a teenager with common sense.
Great information! I’ve been looking for something like this for a while now. Thanks!
I did #7 with my girfriend…but was expelled for the rest of the year when things heated up…..then we stopped….put like ALL the desks together and like both got angry….went into the girls bathroom and had sex…..now….were in diff skoolz xD
and we have twins :) senior year…here i come! cant wait to do it again…again,…and again!!! =D